Essentially Major: Reel to Real Rundown: All Hail The Queen

If you’re going to judge over the top showgirl drag couture, then you have to let the queen have some say in the matter. Last night RuPaul rated the runway with Heidi, Michael, & Nina and the whole time I was just waiting on a disco ball to slowly drop from the ceiling and Ru to break out into yet another performance of Supermodel.

Though that moment (thankfully) never happened, when drag & reality drama queens collide you are still promised nothing less than a spectacle. I don’t know what was funnier; Ru suggesting that Daniel’s dress was so average that he’d have the girls “selling hormones up in Harlem to make the rent money” or Hedda Lettuce completely trouncing all over Suede’s cabbage ball gloves that he believed were divinely inspired by his late grandfather. Seriously … you can’t make this stuff up if you tried!

Highlight(s): Terry and Joe exchanging dirty looks all throughout judging and Terry looking like she could have whopped his ass after he won.

Best Backstab: Jerell stating to Blayne that he couldn’t wait to see Keith’s “wookie onesie” on the runway and Blaine stepping right in on cue with the wookie sound effects.

Quote I’ll most likely be repeating: “That outfit really fit her frequency.” - RuPaul’s reflection on Joe’s winning design.

Winner: Joe & Varla Jean Merman