Thursday, January 8, 2009

Yeezy's First Day At School

We've all heard all about Kanye's desire to internship at a major fashion house this year and "rap on the weekends". And as excited as we are to see what such a creative genius can do once given all the right fashion industry tools, I don't think one among us can imagine the Vuitton Don keeping his mouth shut and pushing paper all summer for Jacobs or Pilati. Our good friends at Complex Magazine felt the same and decided to map out Ye's first day on the job play by play.

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9:23 AM
• ‘Ye’s new boss asks him to go out for coffee. Surprisingly, Kanye agrees and returns 10 minutes later with the order perfectly executed, including change and receipt.

9:34 AM
• ‘Ye sends out his first company-wide, subject-only email: “HOW FUCKING HOT WAS THAT COFFEE???!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

9:40 AM
• Kanye given his first warning for surfing black on blonde porn at work.

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